Philip

$30.00

Meet Philip. Please excuse his unkempt facial hair, he’s going through a phase. Philip is a very passionate dude with lots of hobbies and aspirations. His favorite activities include going to jury duty and sitting in traffic. Philip is also heavily involved with criminal activites on the dark web, so I have revoked his computer privledges and advise you do the same.

Meet Philip. Please excuse his unkempt facial hair, he’s going through a phase. Philip is a very passionate dude with lots of hobbies and aspirations. His favorite activities include going to jury duty and sitting in traffic. Philip is also heavily involved with criminal activites on the dark web, so I have revoked his computer privledges and advise you do the same.