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Welcome to your worst nightmare

Welcome to your worst nightmare

New Arrivials:

Jim Bob
$30.00

Name’s Jim Bob, but his friends call him Bob Jim

Occupation: Aspiring foot model

Strengths: Willing to do your taxes for you

Weaknesses: Wanted for tax fraud

Dotty
$30.00

Dotty LOVES Mondays.

Occupation: Professional lipstick sampler

Strengths: Able to bite her own toenails

Weaknesses: Has mouth herpes

William
$30.00

This is William, he likes to be called Will but I dont give a fuck. William is wanted by the FBI, he told me it was for tax evasion, but I suspect it might have more to do with the 10 severed heads I found in his suitcase the other day.

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Dotty
$30.00

Dotty LOVES Mondays.

Occupation: Professional lipstick sampler

Strengths: Able to bite her own toenails

Weaknesses: Has mouth herpes

Jim Bob
$30.00

Name’s Jim Bob, but his friends call him Bob Jim

Occupation: Aspiring foot model

Strengths: Willing to do your taxes for you

Weaknesses: Wanted for tax fraud

William
$30.00

This is William, he likes to be called Will but I dont give a fuck. William is wanted by the FBI, he told me it was for tax evasion, but I suspect it might have more to do with the 10 severed heads I found in his suitcase the other day.

Mini Meat: Marble
$25.00

This little shit stole my wallet.

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